“I have to ground you. I am grounding you. You are grounded.”

“But what about bossing the soldiers around? It’s my job!”

“Okay, fine. Other than your job. And no Tempest.”

“Tempest is sick anyway, I can’t go see her.”

“Then no weapons.”

“I need those for my job.”

“Then no… um…” *glances at Ocellus* “No Ocellus.”

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*Introducing Hive* “This is my ex-boyfriend.”

*Whispering* “I told you to stop calling me that!”

*Louder* “I’m his husband.”

“Aww, aren’t you just the sweetest, cutest boyfriend in the world?”

“You want something. What do you want?”

“Can Griff come over for a mommy-son sleepover?”

“Again?”

“Pleaseeeeeee?”

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